Spanish for gringos

Cómo interpretan los hispanoparlantes algunas frases dichas en inglés. Nota: Tiene más gracia si se entiende algo del idioma anglosajón.

Enviado por Marialcira, ¡mil gracias!...

There's always something new to learn and try. For example, if you say "PAIR DONE", latinamericans will understand: "PERDON" (Sorry).

Try the next ones:

• WHO AND SEE TO SHAKE AGO N LOWS PAINT ALONE IS
  JUANCITO SE CAGO EN LOS PANTALONES
  Little John shit in his pants.
• T N S L P P T S O
  TIENES EL PIPI TIESO
  Your penis is hard.
• TEA ROAM POE L COOL LOW
  TE ROMPO EL CULO
  I break your ass.
• BOY AS N R
  VOY A CENAR
  I'm gonna have dinner.
• N L C JOHN
  EN EL SILLON
  On the armchair.
• BE A HOPE AND SON
  VIEJO PANZON
  Fat Old man.
• THIS S POOR AS STUNT AIR E US
  DICES PURAS TONTERIAS
  You're saying dumb things.
• S TOY TREE STONE
  ESTOY TRISTON
  I'm kinda sad.
• LOST TRAP EAT TOSS
  LOS TRAPITOS
  The little rags.
• A KEY EYE POOR AGREE JUG
  AQUI HAY PURA GRILLA
  There's only politics around here.
• DESK CAN SAW
  DESCANSA
  (You) rest.
• AS SAY TOON AS
  ACEITUNAS
  Olives.
• BE A HAS R WHEN THERE US
  VIEJAS ARGUENDERAS
  Arguing Bitches.
• COME AT A LOSS UGH WACK CAT TESS
  COMETE LOS AGUACATES
  Eat the avocadoes.
• THE HEAD THE STAR MALL LESS STAN DOE
  DEJE DE ESTAR MOLESTANDO
  Stop bugging me.
• KIT AT TELL LOSS WAR AT CHESS
  QUITATE LOS HUARACHES
  take off your sandals.
• BALL ADD THE PAY JAZZ SAD US
  BOLA DE PAYASADAS
  Silly stuff.
• TABOO N O
  TA BUENO
  It's ok.
• PASS A LASS SHELL ASS
  PASA LAS CHELAS
  Pass the beer.
• S TOY SO LAP ASS
  ESTOY SOLAPAS
  I'm all alone.
• PASS A LASS ALL SAW
  PASA LA SALSA
  Pass the sauce.
• COME S LOSS TACK EAT TOSS
  COMES LOS TAQUITOS
  You eat the little tacos.
• EYE HALL IS CONE O TEAR A HESS
  AY JALISCO NO TE RAJES
  Famous Mexican saying.
• L GATT E TOW
  EL GATITO
  The kitten.
• WELL S A SOAP O
  HUELES A SOPO
  You smell like sweat.
• A PEST ASS ALL COLE
  APESTAS A ALCOHOL
  You stink like alcohol.
• TEN GO SAP AT TOSS EAT TALL E AN OZ
  TENGO ZAPATOS ITALIANOS
  I have italian shoes.
• BE GOAT TESS THE RAN CHAIR O
  BIGOTES DE RANCHERO
  Red neck moustache.
• S TAZ B N GORE DOUGH
  ESTAS BIEN GORDO
  You are very fat.
• TELL O PRO MET O
  TE LO PROMETO
  I promise you.
• DOES TACK EAT TOSS E FREE HALL S
  DOS TAQUITOS Y FRIJOLES
  Two little tacos and beans.

Fuente: el ya desaparecido Planeta Yerba